I’m not sure why People Magazine decided to declare Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Actually, I do know – they did it for publicity because everyone knows Gwynny’s the most annoying celeb on the planet. What better way to ruffle peoples’ feathers than to put a controversial celebrity on the cover of a magazine? Le DUHHHHH.

No matter how obnoxious and skin-curling she might be, Mrs. Chris Martin apparently knows how to treat a man – just watch this video from her appearance on Chelsea Lately:

No fights, don’t yell, BLOW JOBS. Maybe we’ve all been giving ol’ GOOP too hard of a time recently. She’s clearly smarter than we thought.