Technology is great, isn’t it? Arguing about who sang Desperado? Google it. Need to know when the next bus arrives? BAM, there’s an app for that. Want a pizza but don’t feel like communicating with another human being? Order that pie online, it’ll be there in 45 minutes. Wanna find a sexy booty call for the evening but don’t have the time to go to a bar or nightclub? Sign into your OBC account.

But there are still some things that should be left OFF of the internet. Like say, oh… I don’t know. PROPOSING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER THE 6 SECOND VIDEO APP, VINE:

NO. NO NO NO, YOU GUYS.

Of course, the object of his too-zoomed, awkward-faced affection said yes, via Twitter, because 2013, but I imagine when they met up for him to, you know, ACTUALLY GIVE HER THE RING (that he bought at Macy’s, may I add), she was like “oh, by the way, that was a chicken-shit way to propose, you doof.”

Reason #12,990 not to get married: HE PROPOSED ON VINE.