The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.

Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, “the Google”! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have our answer. Masturbating! The Googlher was created by FAT Lab’s Randy Sarafan, uses the power of the world wide web to help you get your jollies. According to the creator:

The Googlher is a device which plugs into your computer and triggers a bullet vibrator any time that Google pings your web browser (with the aid of The Googlher Firefox Add-on). By doing so, The Googlher translates Google’s pervasive reach into highly stimulating vibrations for vaginal or anal web browsing. Mistrust and fear Google’s omnipotent ways no longer as the web giant profoundly soothes, touches, and moves you. This is perhaps the biggest thing to happen to augmented reality since the invention of methamphetamine.

Alright Randy, you had me till… methamphetamines? Um, okay, perhaps a poorly chosen metaphor. But still – we appreciate when inventors take the time to pay attention to one of our more highly ignored needs, so KUDOS to Randy and the FATLab, and if you want to build your own Googlher, head over to their website right now! (I mean, it is hump day, right?)