I’m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN WEDDING, but I couldn’t.

So instead, enjoy Reason #3,088 not to get married – your future spouse might jokingly invite a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the RING-PRESENTER at your wedding.