“And this isn’t the FIRST thing I’ve sucked today, Andrea.”

You know that feeling when you have a super hot booty call, and then get dressed and slip out the next morning to meet up for brunch with friends (who all clearly slept in their own beds), and you feel that little burst of “hellll yeah, I rule”? Well, you’re not alone. A recent study found that people report being especially happy when they think they’re having more sex than those around them.

From the study, via The Daily Caller:

People who had sex once a week were 44 percent more likely to report a higher level of happiness than those who’d had no sex during the previous year. Friskier respondents, who got under the covers 2-3 times a week, were 55 percent more likely to be happy.

The happiness quotient rises further if people think they’re having sex more often than their friends, with a 14 percent higher probability of them reporting a higher level of happiness.

We can’t blame people for their desire to be the King or Queen of Booty Mountain in their group of friends, but we suggest everyone encourage and help each other to get laid as often (and as safely) as possible.

Hehehe… booty mountain. I like that.

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