Hey guys! How was your Fourth of July? Was it totally awesome in a celebration-of-our-Independence type of way? Assuming you followed my Fourth of July mandates, it most certainly was as American as apple pie and Jack Daniels.

In un-American news, the World Cup is still happening, and people still care about it. There are four teams left: Uruguay, Netherlands, Spain, and Germany. And according to this very symmetrical chart, we already know who’s going to win.