This video, like many others that I have expressed concerns about, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone’s having with the slide isn’t the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has made a habit of injuring women’s lady-parts… so much so that the water park has decided that for the time being, women will not be allowed to ride the slide.

Part of me wonders how the extreme pressure of the water isn’t doing similar damage to men’s twig and berries (or their butts, for that matter), but most of me is too busy cringing in horror picturing what is happening to all these women’s genitals. ICK.