Apparently, this is all Eiffel Tower propaganda.

Well now I’m just confused. My idea of France was always that it was a country full of smelly hairy people who drank a ton of red wine and then boned in the streets on piles of croissants, but NEWS FLASH: apparently that’s not the case. According to The Telegraph, 76 percent of French couples report sexual problems as causes of relationship issues, and that “one in four men and women said they had used the excuses of headaches, stress, tiredness or the proximity of children to avoid having sex with their partners.”

Furthermore, the study showed that over 50 PERCENT of French people had no desire to have sex.

This is obviously just another sign that the 2012 prediction of the end of the world isn’t the most offhanded idea ever. I mean, if the French aren’t having sex, then that’s just a slippery slope into all cultures not living up to their stereotypes. What’s next? Are the Irish going to stop being violent alcoholics? Are the English going to stop having Mayan ruins for teeth? Are Americans going to stop being fat and lazy?

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?