Let’s be honest, every season is perfect for booty calls if you love booty calls (psst – we do). Spring has sunshine and white wine, summer has an extreme lack of clothing, winter has cold nights next to the fire. And fall, well, people usually talk about fall for the pumpkin spice lattes, sweaters, boots, and OF COURSE – FOOTBALL, BITCHES!

Of course, most states right now aren’t even close to fall temps, but because football starts tonight with the Ravens vs Broncos, we can officially begin ushering in fall and the football season, and along with it our Top 5 reasons Football Season is Great for Booty Calls!

1. The weekend extends into Sunday

Although technically Saturday and Sunday make up the weekend, we all generally treat Friday night and Saturday as the weekend… because what’s the point of celebrating a weekend day if you have to wake up early for school or work the next day? During football season, though, Sunday becomes its own special day of rejoicing. It’s like an additional day of partying gets introduced into your life… and what tends to happen at parties? Oh yeah – booty.

2. Sexy Betting

Betting on football doesn’t just have to be fun in Las Vegas. Find yourself a booty call with a rival team and make some bets – first team to score, first team to get an interception, which team will win – and bet somethin’ sexy on it. For example, “if the Broncos are ahead at halftime, you meet me in the shower during the break for a little halftime show!”

3. Two-hand touch football

If you’re not quite in the position to bet shower nookie on a game (i.e. you’re at your mother’s house), you can still get a little flirty by inviting friends out (along with your booty call) for a game of two-hand touch football in your backyard. If you spot your BC goin’ in for a TD, make your move… it’s just a two-hand touch (with maybe a little whisper of how you’ll be using said two hands later in the night), but you’ll get your point across without being too obvious.

4. Football games

There are few places as fun and exciting as a tailgating party at a football game. Tons of fun people from your city (many that you probably don’t know), all gathered together for drinks and food in the cold… could you ask for a better potential booty call pool? Don’t spend all your time at your car; adventure around with a couple beers to offer nearby parties, and get to know the crowd! You never know, your hottest booty call ever might be three parking spots away!

5. College football

On top of it being NFL season, it’s also COLLEGE football season, and that’s almost a better group of people to meet if you’re looking to get laid! Visit your local college for cheap football tickets to a game that is almost solely populated by young, single, probably horny co-eds with few obligations. Plus, college games are often on Saturdays, which means you can go from college hottie to sexy NFL fan in 24 hours. It’s the perfect day!

What’s your favorite part about football season? (Other than the sport, obvi) Let us know in the comments!

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