Farmers Only Dating Site
Aw man, you can’t hate on the idea behind this dating site. I mean, although niche sites tend to bug me (like this JUGGALO themed one), I have to admit this one seems to make sense. It’s probably tough to find things in common with non-farmers when you’re up at dawn everyday, are immune to the smell of cow sh*t, and are used to sticking your arms elbow deep in bull rectum. It probably makes sense to give these hard working middle Americans their own dating site. Although I sure would be interested to see what their “interests” would be…
(also I especially love how SLOW the narrator of this commercial speaks, like he’s talking to a mentally retarded person or someone who doesn’t speak english. “ONLINE… DATING… SITE. YOU UNDERSTAND? IN-TER-NET!”