Hey YOU! You on the bus with the phone and the smirk and the hand conveniently covering your crotch – ARE YOU SEXTING YOUR BOOTY CALL RIGHT NOW? YES?! I KNEW IT!

And how, you ask?

No, it’s not because I can tell you’re hiding your boner (I can), it’s because according to a new study by Retina-X Studios, a company that develops tracking tools for computers, smartphones, tablets and networks, Tuesday morning between the hours of 10 and noon is the most common time for peeps to be send junk pics, titty shots, and steamy suggestions to their bootylicious babes. 

We agree with the majority of reporters who believe this influx in sexting is due to the undebatable fact that Tuesday sucks. Tuesday is like Monday except without the excuse that’s it’s Monday. The only thing worse than a Tuesday is spending a day thinking it’s Wednesday when it’s really Tuesday. So it makes sense that the one AM activity that gets a lot of us through this inner-ear-zit of a day is getting our hearts racing and blood pumping and nether regions moistened with a few erotic textual transmissions.

So, y’know, you on the bus over there… ENJOY (but plz keep it in your pants thx).

Via BetaBeat