Every Sex Scene From Game of Thrones Season 4
If you’re like me, your Monday morning is feeling especially empty today. It’s like a piece of your heart is missing, or like you ate a giant burrito at 11pm and now for some reason are MORE hungry than if you’d skipped dinner altogether (what’s UP with that?).
Why would I feel empty this Monday morning? Because the US lost their lead over Portugal in the last 20 SECONDS YESTERDAY? Well, yes, but also BECAUSE THERE’S NO MORE GAME OF THRONES, OBVIOUSLY. The HBO hit show ended last Sunday and now we have to wait a whole YEAR for more bloody battles, crazy twists, heartbreaking deaths, and of course, salacious sex scenes that make us feel both horny and terrified.
Luckily, the fine folks at HuffPo are making this transitional period into a fantasy-drama-less Summer a little easier, by compiling all the sex scenes from Season 4 into one 6 minute video that we’re keeping open in another window for the next three months . Because you never know when a needy moment will pop up when you’re missing consensual incest-y couplings, bisexual orgies, and nubile young actresses showing off the goods for absolutely no reason that only Game of Thrones can offer.
HuffPo notes that this is the shortest of the past 4 seasons of GoT, but we’ll give them a pass this time – just make up for it next year, HBO!
Check out the video below. VERY NSFW, obviously – and chock full of spoilers. You’ve been warned!