Last  year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, “Birthday Sex.” It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best present she’s ever received. Riiight. I’m sure a guy who compares his sexual prowess to a gift isn’t selfish in bed at all.

Anyway, as you might know, yesterday was Earth Day, and some hilarious dude named Mustafa Khan has created an anthem for “Earth Day Sex.” It’s pretty silly, but with lines like, “Now I gotta know if I can come and develop your wetlands,” you could probably spring this song on any hippie and she’d come running.