I just returned from a lovely two-day vacation to Chicago, so sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. I was busy having cocktails at the top of Trump tower and eating hotdogs at Wrigley Field and sunbathing on Lake Michigan and pretty much planning my move to Chicago. Seriously, that city is the SH*T.

Anyway, after a relaxing and wonderful quickie vacation, I was worried today would be a bore and I’d grumble my way through the rest of the week. BUT NOT SO MUCH, because this glorious news showed up in my feed just in time: according to TMZ, Chris Brown got his jaw punched in by fellow hip hop singer (but not the woman-beating kind) Drake while partying at the same club, WIP, in New York City.

Brown apparently took to Twitter (his preferred dueling locale) to share some choice words about the debacle, including a photo of his injury that seems to show evidence of some cocaine use (observe the snow-white booger hangin’ in his right nostril):

Of course, as is customary of a huge p*ssy, Brown deleted the Tweets soon after.

TMZ claims that the two singers crews got into it around 4 am last night, but by the time police arrived on the scene (to a destroyed nightclub), both were gone. Furthermore, reports are claiming that the brawl resulted due to the two singers’ romantic entanglements with Rihanna, but no word from her about the claims. We’ll keep you updated.

head over to TMZ for pictures of the mess the two singers left at the club.