Are you getting tired of the same old dance moves at the clubs?

Wish you could bring some fresh new style to the dance floor?

Do you want to inspire people to stop following the status quo and think outside the box?

And most importantly, are you an unquestionably socially inept adult who has no desire to actually ever make any sort of sexual contact with the opposite sex?

Then the Double Dream hands routine is for you! Watch our instructor, John Jacobson (who is not at all a clone of a dead serial rapist, of course) teach the hottest, most avant-garde dance moves of our generation, all while donning a youth pastor/cannibal’s polo and khaki get up. If this video doesn’t inspire you to get up and move within easy reach of your inhaler, then NOTHING WILL!