This story is just TOO MUCH for a Monday morning. Via The Independent:

Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked as a morgue attendant in Ohio, USA, between 1976 and 1992, where he committed the sexual crimes against the dead women while working the night shift.

He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 and 1992, two of which were murder victims, and disclosed in a deposition that he had had sex with up to 100 corpses over a period of 16 years.

“I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” he is seen telling the court in a deposition video obtained by WCPO.

So! Keep that in mind ladies and gentleman! Even in death, someone will want to f*ck you. Congratulations.