There are many, many places to meet someone to get DOWN with.

A nightclub.

Chili’s.

A cruise.

Craigslist.

Your friend’s wedding.

ONLINEBOOTYCALL, obviously.

Any other dating site.

One place you SHOULDN’T meet someone to have sex with is in the horse pen of a farm. Because horses are animals, for riding and grooming and in Europe, for cheeseburgers. Unfortunately for a horse named Nadia, Cirilo Castillo didn’t know that, and broke into a neighbor’s corral TWICE in two years to “violate” her.

Along with being charged with trespassing and animal cruelty, Castillo now is famous in his city (and to anyone who visits the Huffington Post as a SERIAL HORSE RAPIST.

And to think, he probably could have found someone on Craigslist who would have totally dressed up as a horse for him. All the fun, none of the consequences.

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