a cropped version of the viral picture, minus the child pornography part.

In case you didn’t know, OBC is totally down with gettin’ booty in public. We’ve talked about it a bunch, like where you should do it, and where you shouldn’t (either because it’s gross or because you might DIE), and even how to document your exploits.

One thing we haven’t talked about, though, is the fact that when you get down ‘n dirty in public, there is a chance that someone might document your exploits FOR you. WITHOUT your permission. ON CAMERA. And that’s just what happened this past weekend at an Eminem concert at Slane Castle in Belfast, Ireland, where a young woman (as in, 17 years old) was caught on camera giving a BJ (twice) and receiving a little manual action with a guy who is clearly very stoked to be seen.

The photos instantly went viral online, prompting millions to use the hashtag “#SlaneGirl” to call the girl in question a slut, a skank, and just about any other insulting word for a sexually active girl there is. Once it was discovered she was underage, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook took measures to remove all traces of the inappropriate photos from their databases, but the damage was already done. Mirror.uk reports the young girl is so distraught she’s been sedated in the hospital.

What lessons do we learn from this? Here’s what we can come up with.

1) Public sex doesn’t mean OUT IN THE OPEN SEX. If you want to get a little risky-frisky business on, make sure you’re still out of sight from the public. With smart phones, you never know who could snap a pic.

2) Do your best not to get over-the-top, black out, wasted-face drunk. Bad decisions can be made that you won’t even remember till the next morning.

3) Don’t hang out with dudes who wear yellow pants and matching fedoras. They clearly already don’t make the right choices.

4) If YOU see a couple gettin’ cray in public, DON’T TAKE PICTURES. Or at least don’t post them on the internet. You might think it’s funny at the time, but peoples’ livelihoods are at stake. We’ve all made bad decisions that we wish no one knew about. Karma will bite you in the ass someday when you’re in their position.

5) Seriously, don’t wear neon yellow pants and a matching fedora. You look like a douche.