Do Not Speed in Keyshawn Johnson’s Neighborhood.
Driving fast is fun – no one’s gonna deny that. Driving fast in a super-fast car? Even better. But driving really fast in a super-fast car in a neighborhood? Not cool, especially if you’re known for driving recklessly.
But those rules don’t apply to Prince Justin Bieber, of course. The 19-year-old singer has come under fire recently for showing up late to shows, acting like a douche at award shows, and threatening to beat up paparazzi despite weighing the same amount as my terrier. And now he’s added a former NFL superstar to his list of enemies.
According to TMZ, two separate calls were made to police on Sunday night regarding Justin Bieber’s Ferrari speeding recklessly through a gated Calabasas neighborhood. One of those calls was from Keyshawn Johnson, ex-wide receiver, who followed up the call by doing a little house visit of his own:
Sources tell us … Keyshawn — a former NFL superstar — had just left a party Sunday night inside of his exclusive gated community in Calabasas (with his child in the car), when Bieber zoomed by in his Ferrari at breakneck speeds.
We’re told Keyshawn was furious — feeling Justin could’ve killed someone — so he brought his kid home, then chased after the singer in his Prius (yes, a Prius chasing a Ferrari).
When KJ got to Bieber’s pad — he blocked Justin’s Ferrari in the driveway and got out of his car to confront Justin face-to-face … but Justin ran inside of his house and refused to come out.
God, I would seriously pay an obscene amount of money to see little baby Justin sprint (in these pants, I assume) to his panic room, lock all the doors, and then rock back and forth while singing Hush Little Baby to himself as he watches his security cameras to make sure the 6’4 black guy IN THE PRIUS doesn’t get to him.
I would also pay money to see Keyshawn give him a solid punch to the dome, but that’s just my mean side.
Lesson learned, Biebs – don’t speed in your neighborhood. You might have the biggest ego in the place, but that’s the only big thing you have.