A lot of people like to say that the never-ending attention, stalking, and lack of privacy that celebrities deal with is a “part of their job,” and that by deciding to join the entertainment industry, it’s something they’re just gonna have to “deal with.” I kind of think that reasoning is bullshit, because every human being has a right to a certain amount of privacy and alone-time in their life without having to wear a plastic bag over their head or sneak through back doors of restaurants.

On the other hand, it seems like when walking out of a venue after performing to a sold-out crowd of hundreds of thousands as one of the world’s biggest singing sensations, you’d probably expect people to mob you for autographs and hugs and photos of your weird, amphibian-like face. Unfortunately for one Lady Gaga fan, though, her bodyguard wasn’t havin’ none of that.