Now that’s a headline we didn’t think we’d ever read! Somehow the ex-basketball player flying to North Korea to meet with a dictator for a week of playdates is more believable than this story from TheDailyMail:

Dennis Rodman has been accused of helping to rob a yoga studio after he distracted an employee while a female accomplice shoved clothes into her bag.

CCTV footage, obtained by TMZ, also shows a man believed to be with the 57-year-old former basketball player smash a $2,500 large crystal when he drops it.

Rodman, who visited VIBES Hot Yoga Studio in Newport Beach, California, at midday on Tuesday is on probation after he was caught driunk driving in January last year.

Video shows Rodman enter the store with two women and a man.

One woman is seen stuffing clothes into her bag, and using Rodman as a shield to hide her alleged stealing from the shop’s employee.

The man Rodman is with also picks up a large crystal from the store counter and drops it, smashing it on the floor, while the same woman continues stealing clothes.

Repeat after us: SHOW. US. THE. VIDEO.