Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair:

DEEP FRIED KOOL-AID.

Yep, it’s just as phenomenal as it sounds: take some batter, roll it into balls, douse them in some um “red” Kool-Aid (does that have a flavor? Isn’t it just called “red”?), and deep fry those mother-f***ers until crispy and delicious, and then enjoy, contemplating why you’d ever leave the fair when everything you need to survive is right there.

Deep fried Kool-Aid is just one of the many delights our San Diego fair has to offer… imagine a world of giant turkey legs, unbeatable carnival games,  deep fried* Snickers bars, rides put together by 14 year old meth addicts, funnel cake, deep fried Oreos, ocean views,  Nightmare Fun Houses, fire-roasted corn on the cob, deep fried Coca Cola balls, a giant stable of horse poop,  and Krispy Kreme burgers, YES THAT IS A THING.

When we get older, we tend to forget the glorious, gluttonous fun that can be had at your local fair, so this summer, if your town has a fair, be sure to give it a whirl, and by whirl I mean ride in a Tilt-a-Whirl that will most likely hurl you to your death. FUN!

*- It should be noted that every time I tried to type “fried” it came out as “friend.” I think I might have a food addiction.