Dave Chappelle Wants To Drop a Nuke on Hartford, Connecticut
What IS that in the air? It feels fresh and sweet and slightly tangy, like a perfectly ripe orange! Are you in a good mood? Have a little extra pep in your step? Did you actually run a comb through your hair before work today instead of flattening it with your spit and shrugging in the mirror? That’s because IT’S FRIDAY, AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
Well, that is except for in Hartford, Connecticut, where a group of comedy watchers have angered a very powerful, slightly crazy gentleman by the name of Dave Chappelle.
Via MassLive:
Dave Chappelle had a confrontation with the Hartford crowd after several patrons heckled him during his Aug. 26 set at the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival at the Comcast Theatre in Hartford.
[Chappelle] told a Chicago audience on Tuesday night that he stopped his show in Hartford last week because the audience was a bunch of “young, white alcoholics.”
“I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States,” Chappelle said, “but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut.”
Oh sheeeeiiit. Them’s fightin’ words. And given Kim Jong-Un’s affinity for famous, somewhat eccentric black men, we’re gonna go ahead and suggest you Hartfordians (?) start digging your nuclear fallout shelters ASAP.
Listen to the audio of Dave Chappelle hatin’ on the city below, and be thankful that this weekend you won’t have to spend the weekend staring up at the sky, wondering if KJL is sending a nuke to your front door courtesy of Clayton Bigsby.
