This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn’t die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive, let alone a 15 pound bag of jello and brittle bones that has to be fed and cleaned twice a day (three times a day? I DON’T EVEN KNOW). So it’s with a bit of understanding that I share this video of this dad who forgot to be selfless for a second at the prospect of catching a foul ball at an MLB game, something all men secretly hope to do.

At the same time, though, DUDE DROPPED HIS KID. MAJOR FAIL.