In the big scary world of Hollywood, it’s tough to really break into the “A-list.” Some actors and models get lucky with their big break and then it’s smooth sailing forever (see: Meryl Streep), and others take years and years to get noticed and then have one or two roles before everyone is bored with them and they have to pierce their cheeks and ask singers to murder their vaginas just to get people to remember they exist.

It appears our favorite nobody, Courtney Stodden, will be in the first category, because she scored a coveted cover shot that even seasoned actresses have to BEG FOR. No, not Vogue. GIRLS AND CORPSES, OBVI!

How classy and beautiful, right? Girls and Corpses is apparently a mag for those with a “corpse fetish,” and claims they use REAL, ACTUAL DEAD BODIES for its shoots, which are shipped in from countries with more “lenient [laws] about intercontinental shipment of cadavers.”

When asked about the shoot, Ms. Stodden told E! News: “Girls and Corpses is a silly, yet sexy magazine, which fits my personality perfectly… It was definitely interesting, of corpse… hehe.”

So Courtney finally got her big break. Next step, ACADEMY AWARD!