In “Oh Dear God, I Didn’t Ask For That But Now I Have To See It, What’s Wrong With Me?” news, our favorite tiggo-bittied child bride is allegedly shopping around a sex tape. Don’t worry though, creepy uncle Doug Hutchison isn’t it. Via The Superficial and TMZ:

Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney recently shot her porn debut — and it’s being shopped around town. This ain’t our first rodeo … so, we figured the tape would eventually make it to the desk of Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch, and … bingo!
Hirsch confirms he’s already seen the video, and reveals it’s a solo effort (think Octomom, but hotter) — sorry, Doug Hutchison fans. He also says the DD photo op queen “looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I’ve ever seen.”
As for whether Vivid’s bidding on the tape — Hirsch wouldn’t tip his hand.

We feel so confused. On one hand, we’re creeped out, especially cause we still can’t figure out if she’s barely legal or about to hit menopause. But on the other hand, sex tapes are always entertaining. ESPECIALLY when they star silicone-pumped bimbos with no discernible talent. So, y’know. Check back here when it comes out. We’ll definitely have watched it.