I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden and her husband, washed-up actor Doug Hutchison, count down the days until her “18th” birthday (I put that in quotes because we’re all fully aware that this woman is at LEAST 38).

The video, which is over seven minutes long, chronicles the wince-inducing relationship between Courtney and her husband as well as her mother, and is full of terrible acting, porn-like scenes, and transitions that would be more at home in a late 90s PowerPoint presentation.

If for some reason you woke up this morning with a desire to throw your computer out the window, check this video out. Fun game: see how long you can watch it without developing an ulcer!

Also, does Doug actually wear that do-rag inside the house? The plot thickens…