Courtney Stodden and Her Mom Wish You a Happy Mother’s Day
You might be thinking, “how is this a pleasant Mother’s Day greeting? This is gross, that woman is a horrible mother and her daughter is either a terrifying, over-sexed child or a 46-year-old woman pretending to be 16, either way it’s disgusting and doesn’t make me feel like celebrating Mother’s Day in the slightest, ew ew ew, seriously, I hate you.”
HOWEVER, I bet that looking at this photo of a woman who pimped out her teenager to a D-list actor makes you really appreciate your mom, right? Makes you realize that no matter how many awkward photos she made you take, and how many times she made you do the dishes, or the fact that she wouldn’t let you stay at a hotel after prom even though all your friends did and it totally wasn’t fair and ruined everything, AT LEAST SHE DIDN’T PIMP YOU OUT TO A D-LIST ACTOR WHEN YOU WERE 15, RIGHT?
Now go call your mother and tell her you love her.