Team OBC is totally on board with a little public hook up. We’re talked about it MANY A TIME. Like, a whole lot. But apparently, just as you probably shouldn’t get down and dirty in an area packed with CARNIVOROUS WILD ANIMALS, you also might wanna be careful doin’ the nasty in the ocean, because you can get STUCK TOGETHER.

Via IB Times:

The Italian couple took advantage of a warm day and an isolated beach in the Marche region of Italy by going for a skinny dip in the sea, and embracing in a passionate clinch.

But the passion soon became embarrassment and pain when they realised they were unable to pull away from one another.

Italian newspaper Il Mattino reported that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction”.

That sounds unpleasant, doesn’t it? Even worse, the couple had to flag someone down on the shore to get the couple a towel and get them onto the sand so they could call an ambulance and get to the hospital. Talk about salt on the wound, eh?

They were taken to a local hospital, where a doctor freed them by giving the woman an injection to dilate her uterus.

I can’t imagine the conversation you have when you get home from the hospital after have to allow doctors PHYSICALLY EXTRICATE A PENIS FROM YOUR VAGINA. I mean, are you like, “let’s get some pizza and watch a movie?” Or do you break up and never speak again because you are cursed? I dunno – all I know is we’re probably gonna turn down salt water romps in the future. Ouch.