A “college aged” couple who were “wearing green” are being sought out by the cops for “lewd acts” after several folks caught them on camera doin’ the dirty behind the dumpster of a Dunkin Donuts in Newark, Delaware.

According to the Huffington Post:

Police are looking for a duo caught in photos and video celebrating St. Paddy’s Day early near two Dumpsters in Newark, Del. The photos show the unidentified pair having sex in broad daylight on Saturday as gawkers laugh and record the incident.

The sex romp was recorded in the rear parking lot of the Galleria Building on Main Street, some time in the afternoon. Some of the social media posts detailing the act have since been taken down.

Now, as you know, we’re total advocates for a lil’ public hook up. We’ve talked about it like, more times than we can count on one hand. However, in the age of 41 megapixel phone cameras, peeps should PROBABLY be careful about dropping trou behind a donut shop in a mall in the middle of the day.

Although, based on their outfits I’m going to assume this couple had downed more than their fair share of Irish car bombs by noon, so none of these rules really apply to them. Carry on, ya drunks (although you might want to dye your hair and move to another state unless you want this on your record).