Now this guy knows how to make a long flight go by! 24-term Michigan Congressman John Conyers was caught on tape recently, flipping the pages of the newest Playboy while on a plane. You gotta give the guy credit – anyone who would bust out a nudie mag in public is pretty ballsy, but a guy who would do it in the totally visible AISLE SEAT ON A PLANE has to win the award for biggest balls of the year. I suppose it’s only natural that he’d want to look for the biggest… um… other parts…?

Check out the video below to remind yourself that in the age of the internet, nothing is sacred. Not even your porn stash.