We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can’t stand him, but on the other hand, um… no I guess it’s not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the year of positivity and non-judgement, we’ve tried to steer away from stories about one of the most hated men in the entertainment industry.

Unfortunately, though, he went on national television talking about our favorite subject (S-E-X) so we had to take a moment to stop ignoring him. Apparently, on the BET show 106 & Park, he asked host Bow Wow (nee LIL Bow Wow) where the craziest place was that he’d ever had sex. Gracious and modest Bow Wow shied away from the question, saying it was a “family show” and then awkwardly saying “in the back of a Jeep,” which I’m pretty sure is code for “can we change the subject please?”

Chris, though, EVER THE SHOWBOAT CREEP, just had to share his own story, of having sex in first class on a commercial jet.

Look, we’re all down for a little public nookie. We’ve talked about it on several occasions. However, on a commercial plane with hundred of other passengers who definitely heard if not also saw you, we vote no. And if you are gonna do it, and someone asks you about it, maybe don’t respond like this:

Just a tip, Chrissy-bear. If you’re trying to be taken seriously by fans and critics who consider you to be an idiotic and dangerous thug, maybe don’t speak like it. Just an idea.

What do you think about Chris’ public sex adventure? Love it or hate it?