Yep. That’s basically the whole story. CBizzle is in rehab. Apparently after he got out of jail for allegedly calling someone a gay slur and then punching them in the face, his team was like “nuh uh. No more. You SUCK and EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE YOU,” and so they wrapped him up in his favorite blanky and sent him to the Image Makeover Store, aka rehab.

Via E! News:

“Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,” a rep for the singer said in a statement to E! News Tuesday. “His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

According to another “insider” (his publicist again, probz), although Chris is a “good kid,” he “needs help. He keeps self-medicating with weed and alcohol and that’s when he always gets in trouble.”

I mean, I dunno about you, but when I get super faded I usually end up buying things on Amazon and trying to wrangle a team of people to play Beatles Rock Band. Punching the nearest stranger or my long-term significant other isn’t really a drunk habit. I think that’s called “severe unquestionable anger issues.”

We really hope that the 12,914th time is the charm. Good luck, Breezy.

Image Via Gawker