It’s National Divorce Week! Olivia Wilde (above) & Ashlee Simpson are both about to be single! Line up, guys! [contact music]

Lady Gaga’s new single came out and it’s… um… interesting. [dlisted]

NSFW Kelly Brooke pictures? PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE? [the blemish]

Charlie Sheen is giving advice now, so that’s good. [dlisted]

Avril Lavigne is still alive, and still looking like a walking highlighter [OhNoTheyDidnt]

Is Lindsay Lohan going back to jail (ohpleaseohpleaseohplease) [RadarOnline]