No, I didn’t title this post wrong. I know, you probably thought I meant “psychopathic baby eater and terrorist to get 121 years in prison”. I also didn’t mean “billionaire corporate fat cat that allows sweat shop workers to get 121 years in prison,” although that would make more sense. I meant: celeb phone hacker: a 35-year-old loser who hacked into girls phones and spread their nudey pics to the nation to get 121 YEARS IN PRISON.

According to TMZ, the FBI has released the grand jury indictment of Christopher Chaney of Jacksonville, Florida, for allegedly garnering public information to hack into the e-mail accounts, computers, and cell phones of 50 victimes, including celebrities Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, and Vanessa Hudgens. In these accounts are where he found (and spread) nude photos of ScarJo and Vanessa Hudgens, although apparently not of Mila Kunis, which is unfortunate because those would have been awesome totally wrong and awful.

If charged on all accounts of identity theft, wiretapping, and more, Chaney could face up to 121 years in jail, where he will probably become a glorified patron saint of ScarJo-boobs.

CNN reports that Chaney claims he was “relieved” when the cops finally caught up with him, saying,

“It started as curiosity and it turned into just being, you know, addicted to seeing the behind-the-scenes of what’s going on with these people you see on the big screen every day.”

“It just happened and snowballed.”

Nerdy? Check. Creepy? Super check. Kinda pitiful? Check check check. He’s a match to all the weirdos at my high school! But we gotta be honest: the guy’s got some skills. Maybe the government should hire him, I mean everyone that works there is practically war criminals anyway, right?

Check out a video of the alleged hacker and more info at CNN.