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Tech & Gadgets
New Web App Lets You Text While Driving
I don’t know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it’s within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you “totes can’t wait 4 the party l8er” while you […]
Headline Fail
Reuters is a very highly respected news organization from which we get most of our to-the-minute news on environmental issues and political scandals and also alligators wearing sandals sometimes. That being said, WTF, REUTERS. We’d like to believe that whoever came up with that DAZZLING headline is just the greatest undercover comedian of all time who even […]
Fix Your iPhone 4 MacGuyver Style
If you’re one of the hundreds of thousands of people who stood in line for hours and paid hundreds of dollars for the most important innovation to phone/camera/lifestyle technology and were really excited to call your mom but instead encountered reception not unlike that of a 1920s rotary phone, you were PROBABLY a little miffed. […]
The Microsoft Kinect Makes You Look Epilectic
Everyone seems to be abuzz these days after the announcement at E3 that Microsoft was releasing it’s new controller-less motion sensing system, eliminating the need for a controller all together. Awesome! I mean, how many times a day do you think, sure, this game is fun and all but BOY all this controller holding has […]
No More Penis For Chat Roulette.
Zip up those jean shorts and put your business away, gentlemen, because Chat Roulette wants nothing to do with your flopping junk all over their screens anymore. What prudes, huh? I mean, seriously, what’s even the point of Chat Roulette if I don’t get to watch 45 year old unemployed Italian dudes in their mom’s […]
iPhone 4 is Here and No One Really Cares
Oh shhhh, I know, sure, there are tons of tech geeks out there who are getting their panties all in a bunch over the newest iPhone. We’ve read that many of the past failures of the iPhone have been upgraded: the call quality and antenna are better, the camera is great, and the screen looks […]
Vodka In Your Eye: Probably Not a Good Idea
Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it’s exactly what you think it is: Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! I mean, I suppose it’s only logical, right? Like, […]
Google Pac-Man Cost $120Mil in Productivity
I remember May 21st vividly. Opened my laptop, connected it to my monitor, double clicked on Chrome (Chrome FTW!) and BAM POOF ZING, there it was. Google Pac-Man. I managed to avoid procrastinating on BCU material for most of the morning, until I got sleepy and got a coffee and clicked home again. This is […]
Why MySpace is Dead
MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with […]