Just 30 years ago, the idea of meeting someone via the INTERNET was totally foreign. Now here we are with sex robots and sexting and virtual sex and a million other techy ways to get frisky. “Sextech” as it’s called, isn’t showing any signs of stopping — but you may wonder what the experts think […]
We’re not big into Valentine’s Day, as you might imagine – it’s a downright ridiculous holiday! However, if you’re into gift-giving, one of our favorite gifts to pass on to someone you’re bangin’ is a fantastic sex toy, one that can either be used alone or as you get your booty call on together. Via […]
Sex robots have been a hot topic in recent years as developers create new and creepier ways to make silicone and hard drives simulate blow jobs and pillow talk. Introverts and basement dwellers are likely looking forward to the opportunity to get laid without having to actually do anything remotely close to small talk, but […]
If you’re like us, you probably don’t really get why anyone would need an Apple Watch. I mean, what’s the point, right? Well, apparently a company called Lovense heard our eye-rolls and created a product that might just convince us to drop big bucks on the “smart watch,” and it’s called BLUSH. We’ll let the […]
Are you in need of a little afternoon delight but are either a) too busy or b) too disgusting to find yourself a booty call? Yes? Ok, second question. Are you really horny, completely and utterly alone AND too broke to buy yourself either a Farrah Abraham sex toy or iPad compatible fleshlight? Well, you’re in […]
Let’s be honest, guys. For many dudes, just the words “would you” and “blow job” means the answer would unequivocally be YES YES WHERE WHEN NOW HOW ABOUT NOW? However, when I (as a non-penis owning individual) read the question, I thought, “ummm, why would a guy want to attach something mechanical to his junk […]
Inside the human body. It’s a place few of us get to see, unless you’re a lucky 40-something dude going in for his first colonoscopy. I wouldn’t say there is anything inherently SEXY about one’s internal organs, but maybe this new sex toy, the Chinese-made Gaga vibrator, allows the ladies to get their rocks off […]
It’s Monday. You’re probably exhausted and already counting down the days before the three-day weekend. You don’t have the energy for thoughts, let alone words. Just watch this video, and then consider for a moment whether $25 is a reasonable price for the most embarrassing (but also potentially awesome) purchase you might ever make. (Unless […]
It’s Thursday morning and we’re lagging. Life is just a contradiction sometimes, isn’t it? Like one part of you feels like the weeks are never-ending, and work just keeps happening and you wish you could just fast-forward to the weekend. On the other hand though, HOLY CRAP IT’S ALMOST SEPTEMBER and you’ve barely made a […]
Case in point: THE FLO. We know that May is gone and with it our Sexy Summer Slim Down series, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at 90s workout videos. The Flo is a perfect example of what the last decade of the 20th century brought us – pastel sweatsuits, weird music, and of […]
