I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but there are 3 reasons to believe that March might actually be the best month of all time: Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day, and March Madness. Starting Monday, you could probably find something totally awesome to do every night of the week, whether it’s watching basketball or […]
Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It’s called Loveland and it’s just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it’s a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures […]
Well, my creepy friend’s wish has come true: and no, not that they would make a Gummi Bears live-action film… A London based restaurant called Icecreamists has made breast milk ice cream. The dessert, which was produced by women answering an ad on a pregnant mothers’ forum, is called Baby Gaga, and sells for about […]
Good news, everyone! The economy, which for the last few years has looked like the set of 2 Girls 1 Cup, is slowly cleaning itself off and considering taking a shower. Translation: things are getting better. Ish. Now, a lot of us are still feeling the pain, so this weekend let’s not only have fun, […]
The grown up, tech version of Seven Minutes in Heaven has arrived in the form of The Kissing Controller, a prototype by artist Hye Yeon Nam, which allows players to control a bowling game by – you guessed it – kissing passionately. All you need is the special headset and magnet, the bowling game, and […]
Here in San Diego, AKA Paradise AKA the center of the universe as we know it AKA Whale’s Vagina, it’s raining. It’s supposed to rain until next Sunday which might as well be a year, but as you know, we’re still Weekend Warriors. We’ve still got to make the best of this coming three-day […]
Let’s just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction, okay? I just think that business of marriage (not unlike the business of Christmas, the business […]
AMEN. via AfternoonSnoozeButton
Sure, it’s unfortunate that this Brach’s candy heart had to found by a Ciara Bush, a 12 year old girl in California. And sure it was probably the product of an over-worked, under-paid immigrant in a factory somewhere who had been told he’d lose his job if any more hearts came out as triangles. But […]
I wonder what it’s like to wake up in Green Bay or Pittsburgh today. It’s Friday, and you’re going to work, and you have to behave like an adult, but also IT’S MFing SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, EVERYONE! I bet that’s how it is in offices all over those two cities. A bunch of decoy Excel […]
