Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller
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Fox Fur Merkins: No Thank You
I generally don’t agree with PETA – their over-the-top methods and “sexy” campaigns are the worst, even if they do have good intentions. However, I definitely agree with their stance against this new fad coming from (shocker!) Real Housewives of NYC star Cindy Barshop, whose waxing salon is now offering FOX FUR and BIRD FEATHER […]
Two New iPhone Feature Ideas
With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more awesome than the next. This morning I came across two NEW ideas in the smartphone world that have […]
Worst Use of the Word Booty Ever
Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.
The Schticky
Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn’t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, […]
Which is Weirder?
If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more disgusting. I always need input from you, my fantastic readers, and this Which is […]
Creepiest iPhone App Yet
Coming to an iPhone near you from the country that brought you sharking is a cringe-worthy app that silences the smartphone’s camera function, thus allowing creeps around the word to take pictures of people (namely women) without their consent or knowledge, according to MercuryNews. The app, which can be upgraded to a version which […]
Happy New Year From BootyCallU!
As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be […]
Roller Suit: NO THANK YOU.
I’m glad that we were able to scrape up one last “no thank you” daredevil video of the year. They popped up everywhere in 2011, from the Human Slingshot to the Aqualoop, those crazy Frenchies and OH YEAH that OTHER SLINGSHOT, and each one left my heart and stomach in a pile of vomit in […]
Pajama Jeans for Men: No Thank You
Don’t get me wrong. I understand that the concept of buying infomercial products is sort of… “ironic.” Like, “hahaha, look what I got for you as a joke! You can’t complain about it because it’s a joke and remember how funny the commercial was?” I know this to be true because I received THREE SNUGGIES […]