What is this commercial saying? That a mascara-sized penis is impressive? That a man giving a woman mascara is like sex? That Vinny from Jersey Shore is attractive? Because all of those things are WRONG.
Via the seller’s site: “We’re famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our “lap dance pants” in place of their underwear when they’re getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers: “Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.” “Imagine a pair […]
Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I’m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone’s spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to […]
Redneck Heaven is a restaurant in Texas famous for their “Anything But Clothes” nights, where the gorgeous servers wear, well, you probably guessed – anything but clothes. Most of them used to opt for a Sports Illustrated-inspired body paint outfit, meaning the girls were serving food wearing nothin’ but pasties and panties. As you can […]
HOLY SHIT IT WAS HOT THIS WEEKEND! It’s like the weather gods heard us all whispering “June gloom” and decided to slap us in the face with our own words, huh? Here in San Diego temps rose to 100 degrees or more in some areas, but compared to some other cities in the southwestern US […]
It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D’s bacon-flavored condoms, because ew, a thousand times ew. Today, though, we have a […]
Case in point: THE FLO. We know that May is gone and with it our Sexy Summer Slim Down series, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at 90s workout videos. The Flo is a perfect example of what the last decade of the 20th century brought us – pastel sweatsuits, weird music, and of […]
It was just a couple weeks ago that we discussed the potential for Google Glass to be used for porn. Hands-free filming and 100% POV sight seemed like the product was straight-up MADE for porn, but apparently Google has decided to become your mom, telling developers that “we don’t allow Glassware content that contains nudity, […]
There’s only two more days left in May, and only two more days in our Sexy Summer Slim Down series. Tomorrow we’ll share our last post, with some tips for taking your healthy new lifestyle to the bedroom ;). But today, we’re gonna slap a big fat NO on this new fad of “smoking liquor,” […]
No, those don’t have to be organic vegan soy sausages. We have almost reached the end of May, can you believe it? It feels like just yesterday we were introducing the month’s slim down plan, and now we’ve learned how to lose weight without losing your social life, some great workouts for burning that winter […]
