If you’d asked me as a kid what the world would be like in 2010, I’d have been like, “watch that documentary the Jetsons. It explains everything.” Fast forward 15 years and here I sit, and my computer still isn’t a hologram and I don’t have a robot maid and my car still drives on […]
You can buy some weird-ass junk on eBay these days. 1980s Mariah Carey tapes, someone’s bloody mattress, or even Sharon Osbourne’s breast implants. You know, just in case you’re an avid collector of menopausal wife-of-a-rock-star celebrity plastic surgery accessories, it’s really a priceless set. However, eBay has recently acquired some totally rad new merch. In fact, […]
Silly New York mass transit system sign creator, you obviously haven’t been following internet trends, have you? I will assume you also don’t know what LOL, LMAO, WTF, SMH is, but that’s precisely what I’m thinking about you. However, perhaps I’m wrong. Maybe you know exactly what I’m talking about, and this whole “change the […]
The day we’ve all been waiting for fast approaches, my friends. We don’t know about you, but the BCU staff has been counting down the days till we get to drink a couple 40s each and watch the most anticipated superhero sequel of the year. That’s right, the red and gold man himself- IRON MAN […]
As a woman, I constantly have to witness those of my own gender reinforcing stereotypes that make us look like terrible, materialistic airheads. You always hear women saying, “I wish that people cared more about my brains and less about my looks,” and then five minutes later on national television a candidate for Miss Teen […]
Check out this awesome video where Mo takes his new 2010 Porsche Techart Magnum to a legal street race versus a Nissan ricer at Qualcomm stadium. In case you’re wondering, Porsche Techart Magnum is basically a modified Cayenne Turbo S with 680 hp (aka fastest SUV in the world). It’s almost sad to watch.
Sure, Germany was the launching point of one of the most detestable wars this Earth has or ever will see, but that aside, the Germans have given us some great stuff. The first automobile, beer, sausage, Oktoberfest (beer), birth control, beer… I mean, really, could you conduct yourself for a day without the many inventions that […]
Of all the high-end cars on the road, Lexuses are probably the most demure, unexciting looking ones. Unlike their German counterparts, they aren’t flashy and aren’t nearly as head turning… in fact, we might go so far as to say they’re a little bit boring. However, the guys at Asylum test drove the new Lexus […]
Score one for Team Coco! As we all know, Conan O’Brien is leaving NBC, for reasons that kind of make NBC look like one big conglomerate of jerks. However, as the last week of his employment wears on, old Coco has announced a series of sketches that will center less on comedic value but rather, […]
Well, thank our lucky stars! Just days after being heartbroken that Carnival Cruise Line was refusing a second annual Cougar Cruise, Royal Caribbean came along to save the day. The second annual Cougar Cruise will take place May 16th to 23rd on the Mariner ship, and will travel to Mexico from Los Angeles for seven […]
