Married At First Sight: No, No, and More No
Let’s count the ways this could go terribly, shall we?
WTF
Woman Claims She Had “Precious, Gentle” Sex With a Dolphin
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who walks his Pomeranian around in a stroller. At first I thought maybe the poor pup was injured, but he takes the dog out once they arrive to his house and the dog sprints to the door, just as spry as can be. This guy also sits his dog […]
Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM, Picnic Bench
One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word “and” and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench” just isn’t as funny as “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex […]
Girl Feeds Bullies Semen-Filled Cupcakes
Happy nachos and tequila day! We’re celebrating the Battle of Puebla by wearing sombreros indoors and pretending to be Mexican, but some kids in Sacramento are probably still puking their brains out after some girl they bullied baked them semen and pube filled cupcakes. Via Gawker: A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly […]
Condoms + Mentos + Coke = ?
One very excited Italian man and some sort of metaphor I’m too dumb to figure out. Any suggestions?
Maybe Don’t Have Sex With a Drink Trolley
Yesterday, we shared our 2014 New Years Booty Resolutions. We thought we had the whole span covered, from expanding your horizons to utilizing OBC as your hook-up portal of choice. But then this morning I woke up and saw this story on Metro mag and realized NOPE, there is one more resolution to add to […]
NO NO NO NO!
It’s Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we’re being honest I’ll probably say “yeah, DEFINITELY mustard… in fact, DELI MUSTARD!” but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle […]
Your Sex Life is Totally Normal, Don’t Even Worry About It
Ever thought you had some weird kinks? Like maybe you’ve got a thing for toes or toes IN sandals or toes inserted carefully into your ear? Well, don’t worry about your fetish. Seriously. It is TOTALLY NORMAL, at least compared to this.
Hot or Not: Q-Cup Boobs
Feeling that 2 o’clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up – BOOBS!!!!! How’s that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they’re all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness. However, I’m not exactly sure I […]
This Couple Make Showering Together Look GROSS AF.
Couples showers: one of the most sexy and fun things you can do with a partner! The combination of steam and suds makes for the perfect setting for some morning or evening hanky-panky. Unless you’re this couple, who have taken a universally loved sexy activity and made is GROSS and BORING and TERRIBLE. I suppose […]