Happy Monday! Hope you had a great long weekend! Here’s a little something to remind you that even if you’re exhausted, feeling fat AF, hungover and not ready at all for Christmas, at least you’re enough in your right mind to not FILM A PORN IN THE BACK OF A COP CAR AFTER BEING ARRESTED. […]
Remember “Bee Movie”? If you said “not until just now” you’re not in the minority. This weird, boring, creepy movie was not very well-received, despite starring on of the highest paid actors of all time, Jerry Seinfeld. Bee Movie is back in the news today though, thanks to Jerry Seinfeld’s appearance on the Tonight Show […]
Sometimes, a show is so insane, so WTF, so batshit crazy that you don’t have the words to describe it. So you just let the trailer do the talking. Happy Friday, everyone. Try not to have nightmares. And remember – you don’t need to do this to get a date. OBC is the #1 casual […]
Because why not leave the work week with a little WTF, right? Via VICE, some of the strangest sex toys available to a strange strange world of weirdos:
Ok… we don’t even know where to begin here, so let’s just let VICE take it from here. They’re better at it. If you see someone wearing a mask who seems particularly delighted, it might be because they paid for the pleasure of wearing a mask that smells like someone else’s genitals or feet. “Imagine […]
By now you’ve probably had a long AF Q-tip jammed up your nose for a COVID test, and thought, man that’s uncomfortable. But at least you didn’t have to get one up your BUTT, right? Here is a demonstration of the new COVID-19 testing methods in Chinese airports. Have you printed your boarding pass yet? […]
Remember back when we reported that these “sex toys” could potentially have a security problem? Welp, it happened. Via VICE: A hacker took control of people’s internet-connected chastity cages and demanded a ransom to be paid in Bitcoin to unlock it. “Your cock is mine now,” the hacker told one of the victims, according to […]
Lots of things come to mind when we think of the classic holiday character, The Grinch: green, hairy, angry, crotchety, grumpy, mean, gross, smelly… but one word that doesn’t come to mind: sexy. Because EW. Apparently that’s exactly the word that Glee star Matthew Morrison was imagining when he was asked to play the Grinch […]
If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives. Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, […]
THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A REAL THING, EVERYONE. LIFETIME AND KFC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR A ROMANTIC “MINI-MOVIE” STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AND WHHHAHAAAAAAT?!?!??! Via CNET: OK, so it’s a mini-movie, just 15 minutes long, and it’s really more of an elaborate commercial for the chicken chain. But there’s even a trailer that […]
