Obama Dead?
Oh, nope. Never mind. Fox News is just run by racist idiots. Got it.
WTF
Guy Gets William and Kate Tattoos. On His Teeth.
There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands […]
Lame Rapper Can’t Handle His Weed
YouTube has made many people famous. Some for being a complete imbeciles (that dummy who texted her way into a fountain and tried to sue), some for bring idiot criminals (this, this, this, and 50 other thises), some for brutally injuring themselves (that guy that kicked through a wall [trust me, you don’t want […]
World’s Craziest Methhead?
I was very proud a few days ago to have found the World’s Dumbest Criminal, and I wondered how I could ever even top that in the weekly Dumb Criminal Off… I mean that guy was just a GEM. However, it turns out that while he may in fact be the world’s DUMBEST criminal, he […]
WORLD’S DUMBEST CRIMINAL
It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter versus the mailman who ate too much Taco Bell, we have a latecomer to the […]
Dumb Criminal Off
I always get giddy when I see a mugshot in my daily news feed because it means that someone did something REALLY dumb, and now we all get to gather to make fun of them! We’ve had everything from a naked DUI to a case of false identity to a guy with the munchies who […]
Most WTF BCU Search Terms – Volume 4
We’re back this lovely Monday morning to bring your our favorite part of the week… going through our databases to find out how all you nutjobs got here in the first place. Yep, in case you didn’t know, if you got here by searching something on Google or Yahoo or AltaVista or whatever, we know […]
Dumb Criminal Off
This is pretty much my favorite part of the week: BCU’s Dumb Criminal Off, where we take the funniest, most ridiculous crime stories of the past week and as YOU to decide who is dumber! The Naked DUI Let’s begin with 25-year-old Angela Ferranti, above, who was driving drunk in Florida (FLORIDA AGAIN?!) with her […]
Company Seeks All Naked Staff
There is much debate on the internets today about whether or not this story is real or fake, and although I am usually one to hope and pray that every shocking story is true – I’m gonna have to keep my fingers crossed that this one is fake: According to Newswire, Nude House is a […]
Murderer Wins ‘Miss Jail’ Contest in Brazil
Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria’s Secret models can’t speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I […]