I don’t know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things – 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time […]
If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word “sex” fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or […]
I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it’s fine, because I too am all of those things (especially a creep. I am a HUGE creep). And after […]
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events […]
I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance’s page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no […]
That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of […]
Don’t watch that video. No, really. Don’t do it. I’m serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don’t. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it […]
In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I’m really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally open and public with their weird fetishes. I keep my weird shenanigans in the bedroom AND […]
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about love and honor and respect and remembrance of those lost, but I feel like if there IS an after life, if somehow I end up in heaven (hopefully… yikes) watching my friends down below and I see them MIX UP MY ASHES WITH POT AND THEN SMOKE […]
