They Say Women Cant Drive…
But what they forgot to say is that they* are impatient b*tches who endanger peoples’ lives to save themselves five minutes. * – not all women, just these two.
WTF
Jessica Simpson: Boner Killer
Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren’t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you’re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video […]
The Real Meaning of MPH
GENIUS ALERT. GENIUS ALERT. I REPEAT, THERE IS A GENIUS ON THE LOOSE. BEWARE OF TRUTH BOMBS.
This Woman is in Love with The Statue of Liberty
I’ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it’s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright […]
Most WTF BCU Search Terms
Gosh, it’s been so long since we’ve gotten a cringe-worthy dose of WTF BCU search terms (6 months, in fact!). It appeared for quite some time that you people had calmed down and decided not to give me a case of the creeps, but of course that couldn’t last forever! Here are some of the […]
Woman Addicted to Growing Her Toenails
LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC’s Strange Addiction”, but I can’t help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the […]
Crazy Baby Swinging Woman is Back
Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT […]
Dumb Criminal Alert
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
TGIF – Your Weird Weekend Video
After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best […]
The World’s Largest Breasts
With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the […]