Is it Racist? McDonald’s Ad From the 70s
As always, it’s up to you… is it racist? (Other possibility – it’s the 70s, everything was weird back then.)
WTF
And the Mugshot of the Year Award Goes To…
29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn’t it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about […]
Oh Great, Another Florida Cannibal
(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called “copycat crimes,” where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). […]
Shia LeBeaouf Naked in New Sigur Ros Music Video
File this under “Things I Never Wanted to See Ever But Then I Hit Play And Couldn’t Stop Watching.” Notoriously strange Icelandic music group Sigur Ros have released a new music video for their song “Fjogur Piano,” and it has something I know you’d always been wondering about: Shia LeBeouf’s penis. Yup, our favorite little […]
Justin Bieber Fan Video: Joke or Not?
It’s up to you, friends.
Happy Monday From a Dead Cat Helicopter
Guys, I’m starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don’t you DARE TELL ME WHAT […]
Florida is the Worst State, Seriously
We’ve discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news […]
The Worst Bath Salts Story Yet
I don’t think any commentary is needed for this horrifying story, but I’ll just add my 4 cents: DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS. (For more on why you shouldn’t, go here, here, here, here, and here.)
Father of 30 Requests Break on Child Support
Talk about strong swimmers- according to TheHuffingtonPost, a man named Desmond Hatchett recently went to a judge to request a break on his child support payments. To 11 women. For 30 children. The Knoxville, Tennessee man claims he’s having trouble making ends meet from his minimum wage job, and wants the Tennessee courts to help […]