When you think of tea, what do you think of? A cozy night in where you watch Eat, Pray, Love and cry the whole time and then immediately return it so your roommate doesn’t know? Or maybe your mornings when you say you’re going to stop drinking coffee, but then you realize you are completely […]
Prepare yourself for your weekly dose of WTF: according to a report by BuzzFeed, there has been a sharp rise of Australian prisoners arriving at hospitals with strange genital infections resulting from self-performed penile implants. Let me give you a second to set in. Self-performed. Penis. Implants. Ready to move on? Okay. A recent study […]
From the channel that called itself “a place for learning minds.”
Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it’s on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car’s fumes. Unless it’s cold and I need to go to the corner market. […]
Well, we um… we made it, huh? Apocalypse hasn’t ripped us from our mortal forms and thrown us into a tailspin of misery in purgatory? Well, that’s good… Right? Uhhh. I hadn’t really planned for this day to actually exist. And now it’s our last post before Christmas break… UHHHHHH. Here’s Barack Obama signing Deck […]
Well, the best 23 seconds of our day have just happened. It’s all downhill from here, folks.
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, has a fashion line that could only be described as “confusing,” or perhaps “utterly terrible”, especially considering she attached John Lennon’s name to it BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE, EVIL, BEATLES-RUINING BITCH in a move that would certainly […]
Grab your barf bags and gather ’round, young ones, it’s time for a story to ruin your lunch! In our most recent chapter of RIP IT OFF: A Comprehensive List Detailing Why Florida Should Be Yanked Off Like America’s Hangnail, we have a mother daughter duo, Monica and Jessica. Monica and Jessica like doing your […]
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
