The Girlfriend Coat
Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
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Fight Over Woman Ends With Man Getting Boot In His Ass… Literally
Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine – with one […]
What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?
This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that’s right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone’s phone with the introduction of, “I can’t believe you haven’t seen this, it’s RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.” I laughed, but in retrospect […]
Man Sexually Attracted to Balloons
You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don’t like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who’ve shared their weird obsessions on TLC’s My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube channel like, 4 […]
World’s Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire
Good MORNING, everyone! IT’S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it – it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let’s start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know […]
Lions Maul Woman Having Sex
We’ve talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin’ down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It’s fun! It’s sexy! It’s […]
HOORAY! CSI: Vagina is Back!
Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live […]
THIS IS HOW I FEEL THIS MORNING
UGH. WHAT HAPPENED? IT WAS FRIDAY AFTERNOON TWELVE SECONDS AGO? WHERE DID THE WEEKEND GO??!! Anyway, how was your weekend? Good? Great? Awesome? I’m guessing awesome. I bet you met a fantastic, sexy lady or gentleman and spent the weekend rollin’ in the hay. Orrrr maybe you just laid on the couch watching reruns of […]
Woman Claims Bee Stings Make Her Sex Life Great
We’ve shared quite a few clips from TLC’s newest freak show, My Strange Addiction, since it began its run last year. From the cat-hair eating lunatic to the guy who was sexually attracted to his car, to the dude who got off on drinking his wife’s breast milk, we’ve seen a full range of cringe-worthy, […]
Don’t Drink a 20-Year-Old Crystal Pepsi
Like we mentioned yesterday, over at the OBC offices we’re working to be more healthy: staying active, eating healthy foods as often as possible, and practicing other healthy habits (and trying to nix the bad ones). Right around lunchtime though, we admit it’s tough to stick by our goals. Especially when there’s a Wendy’s like […]