And you thought your sink wash was weird… check out the pre-hook up habits of these 6 perverts of the animal kingdom, via BuzzFeed. Whatever your pre-sex habit is, we bet you’ll find someone on OnlineBootyCall.com who will be a-ok with it, ya weirdo. So log into OBC today (it’s free to join!) to meet […]
There are a lot of fun costumes you could rock this weekend for Halloween. Like, say, Chris Pratt’s character from Jurassic World. Or a character from Mad Max, or the Avengers. Or even Nicki Minaj. But let’s all agree that if you are not black, YOU DON’T NEED TO PAINT YOURSELF BLACK TO PLAY NICKI […]
Calling out the wrong name in bed with someone is a big ol’ awkward no-no. Disemboweling your partner because they do it, on the other hand, IS MURDER, so ALSO a big no-no. However, that’s allegedly what happened between a couple in Florida (of course) recently, according to police. The arrived to a bloody, grisly […]
You’ve probably heard of Oculus Rift, the badass virtual reality headset that lets you feel like you’re inSIDE a video game. And you’ve probably heard of blow up sex dolls, because we talk about em a LOT. But now, the two have joined forces to create the ultimate futuristic robot sex monster. Via VICE: The […]
Happy Cinco de Mayo! We at the San Diego OBC offices have already gotten started with our celebrations (it’s called a breafkast margarita and if you haven’t had one you’re kidding yourself), so here’s something weird and creepy and gross to make you feel like you’re gonna yack up a bunch of sweet-and-sour. Via Jezebel: […]
Because my gagging muscles are making it impossible to speak any words about this story, I’ll let HuffPo take the reigns on this one: Vivid Entertainment — the company that unleashed sex tapes featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, as well as a professionally filmed porn video with former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham — […]
Ugh, it’s too early for this. It’s too early for terrible, autotuned-to-shit ear-piercing crap music, and yet HERE IT IS, molesting our ears on this cloudy Monday morning, make us wonder why we even got up. Everyone, grab your shoes to throw at welcome Avery, a 20-year-old “musician” from Phoenix who has assaulted us with […]
Team OBC is totally on board with a little public hook up. We’re talked about it MANY A TIME. Like, a whole lot. But apparently, just as you probably shouldn’t get down and dirty in an area packed with CARNIVOROUS WILD ANIMALS, you also might wanna be careful doin’ the nasty in the ocean, because […]
Oh gaaaawd it’s my worst nightmare. Have you ever opened the browser on your phone to show someone the sweet new car you’re thinking of buying, only to accidentally open it to your last visited page (a Google search asking if it’s “okay that my pee is the color of pomegranate”)? Or to be showing […]
You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you’re just casually dating or knockin’ out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we’d all find that special someone (maybe […]
